Column Classic: Homey for the Holidays
By Lisa Scottoline
The holidays are coming.
Do you feel happiness? Or pressure?
If the latter, you’ve come to the right place.
Because Mother Mary has the cure.
Let me explain.
The horror begins at Halloween.
And not the fun kind of horror, which involves kids in costumes and fun-size Snickers bars, but the kind that tells you you have to go apple-picking, then come home and make an apple pie, but you’re not allowed to eat it because it`s too fattening.
Or the kind that tells you you have to visit a pumpkin patch, pick a pumpkin, then come home and carve it, then bake the seeds into snack that nobody wants.
Mind you, I`m not putting any of these things down.
I go by the motto, Don`t Yuck My Yum. Link in bio to read the rest.
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